07 May 2018

Avengers: Infinity War (Spoiler Free)

Year: 2018
Director: Anthony Russo and Joe Russo
Starring: Everyone.  Or at least almost everyone who has ever been in a Marvel movie.
Tagline: Destiny Arrives
Synopsis: The Mad Titan Thanos is collecting infinity stones.  Can the Avengers stop him before he succeeds and destroys the known universe?

Review

Wow.  Seriously.  Wow.

Since this is going to be spoiler free, there's not a lot I can say.  For now, I'll just hit some highlights.

After 10 years of buildup, this is the epic film we've been waiting for.  It starts with a bam and never lets up until the credits and post-credits scene are over.  Yes, there are times when characters talk and explain things, but it felt like action scene after action scene.  In a good way.

One of the highlights of the film is seeing different characters interact.  The Guardians of the Galaxy are working with the Avengers.  Spider-Man is meeting Dr. Strange.  Hulk is trying to figure things out after his absence from Earth (if you don't know that, you are way behind in watching Marvel movies).  It's great.  And the directors do an excellent job juggling so many characters in a way that feels lively instead of crowded.

Infinity War is by no means a standalone film.  It is banking on the fact that you have been with Marvel for the last 10 years.  While you don't need to go back and watch all the MCU films, you should at least have seen Thor: Ragnarok and Black Panther before seeing Infinity War.  Otherwise, some elements won't make much sense, nor will you be able to fully appreciate other elements.

The film assumes the audience will have some understanding of what the infinity stones are and where they are located.  We are also expected to know who these dozens of heroes are and already care about them.  Because really, it's not their movie this time.  The story centers on Thanos: who he is and why he is after the stones.  And it works.  It works well.  Partly because Thanos is one of those villains who truly believes that what he is doing is the right thing.  He is the hero of his own story, even though he is the villain in ours.

It's not a spoiler to say that this is part 1 of 2.  If you paid any attention at all during the pre-production phases of the film, it was originally called Infinity War Part 1.  But then they decided to drop the "part 1" since the second film will have a different name.  (That title hasn't been released yet since the name itself is a spoiler.)  This is very much a part 1 of 2.  Part 2 will come out in one year.

I thoroughly enjoyed Infinity War.  It was epic.  It was funny.  And it was heart-wrenching at times.  For the most part, it balanced all those things well.

The violence level is what you'd expect.  There was some swearing, from the characters who typically swear (I'm looking at you Star-Lord). 

As with all Marvel movies, there's a post-credits scene.  And it's an important one.


*** Spoiler Section ***
Nope.

Quotable Quotes

  • "When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined."  "What did you imagine?"  "The Olympics.  Maybe a Starbucks." -- Okoye and T-Challa
  • "I am Groot!"  "I am Steve Rogers." -- Groot and Captain America
  • "You speak Groot?"  "They taught it on Asgard.  It was an elective." -- Rocket and Thor
  • "There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?" -- Bruce Banner (who's been gone a while)
  • "There can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood." -- Peter Parker

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03 April 2018

Ready Player One

Year: 2018
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Lena Waithe, Ben Mendelsohn, Mark Rylance, and Simon Pegg
Tagline: A better reality awaits
Synopsis: Wade Watts spends most of his time in the virtual reality world of the OASIS.  When ownership of the world is threatened, Wade and his friends unite to uncover a hidden Easter Egg that will save the OASIS for everyone.

Review

Nope, I haven't read the book.  So I can't make any comparisons.

This is kind of a difficult review to write.  On the one hand, I enjoyed Ready Player One and had a good time watching it.  But on the other hand, I was still disappointed when I left the theater.

The story is that in the year 2045, most people live their lives in the virtual reality world of the OASIS.  When Halliday, the creator of the OASIS, dies, he leaves a treasure hunt of sorts.  There are three keys each with three clues.  These will eventually lead you to a hidden Easter Egg within the OASIS.  Find the egg and you inherit Halliday's fortune and full control of the OASIS (i.e., you become an instant trillionaire and one of the most powerful people on the planet).  The nefarious company IOI (Innovative Online Industries) of course wants to find the egg so they can basically rule the world.  The are headed by money-grubbing, generally-no-fun Nolan Sorrento (Ben Mendelsohn).  Average twenty-something Wade Watts (aka Parzival) wants to find the keys in order to save the OASIS from IOI. 

With me still?  It's a treasure hunt.  Let's stick with that.  And it is a clever one at that.  The story is fun and kept me invested the entire time.  The writing is sharp too, with numerous lines that made me smile. 

Ready Player One also offers an immersive trip inside the OASIS.  It's a world where anything is possible and people can be anyone or anything they want.  Spielberg does a terrific job creating that world and sharing it with us.  It's beautiful.  (Although I'd have liked a bit more color in the palette.)

Apparently, the book is a nonstop series of references to the 1980s.  The movie version broadens that to include references to the 1990s and even later.  Put it this way, there's a scene with the Delorean from Back to the Future being chased down by a Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park and King Kong.  There's also another sequence that takes place in the world of a well-known horror movie (I won't spoil which).

As enjoyable as the world and story are, the characters are a bit of a letdown.  They are likable.  But they are also flat.  Even when we are with them in the real world, they never feel real.  Their backgrounds are each summed up in a one minute backstory.  It's easy to root for them, but hard to think they would be suited to become the most powerful people in the world.  The film's villain and his requisite henchman, while interesting, are also flat.

The film is rated PG-13, and the reasons for that are also disappointing.  The level of violence is about the same as, say, a superhero movie.  But there is a lot of swearing.  Or at least it felt that way to me.  Instead of ever using a word like "stuff" or "things," pretty much all the characters used the S word instead.  And it is prevalent.  There is also one use of the F word (in what is meant to be a humorous context).  The movie also has a naked woman, but the scene is carefully edited too not be revealing (this is in the virtual reality / CGI world).  There is also a suggestive dance scene between two characters.  Oh, and there are zombies.  Basically, it's PG-13 for good reason.  I wouldn't call it scandalous, but it's not for kiddos.

Ready Player One is indeed a fun and enjoyable film.  It's crafted by a master storyteller who clearly loves movies.  But the film isn't perfect.  It hearkens back to some of Spielberg's classic blockbuster films ... but it doesn't attain their level.  If you love nostalgic movies and video games, by all means, go enjoy the film.  I was entertained and am glad I saw it.


*** Spoiler Section ***
Who leaves important passwords on a sticky note in plain sight?  Seriously?

I don't know the book, but I feel like there were elements about Ogden Morrow's life and story that were left out.  I kept wanting to hear more from him and why he left and how he viewed the OASIS he helped create but then had reservations about.  What he was doing in the real world might have grounded the movie more.

For a movie about how reality is better than virtual reality, we didn't get much time in the real world.  It was hard to tell how salvageable things are or aren't.  I was actually surprised when police showed up.  It had seemed like law and order had disappeared and resided only with IOI.

Quotable Quotes

  • "She wanted to go dancing.  So we watched a movie." -- Halliday (regarding his first and last date with a woman)
  • "People come to the OASIS for all they can do.  But they stay for all the things they can be." -- Parzival (aka Wade)
  • "You can climb Mount Everest ... with Batman." -- Parzival
  • "Try not to destroy everything on your first day." -- Halliday to Parzival about almost accidentally pushing the big red button
  • "Is that the holy hand grenade?"  "Yep."  "How much did that cost you?"  "Not as much as it's going to cost them."  -- Sho and Parzival

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13 March 2018

A Wrinkle in Time

Year: 2018
Director: Ava DuVernay
Starring: Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling, Levi Miller, Deric McCabe, Zach Galifianakis, and Chris Pine
Tagline: Be a warrior
Synopsis: After Meg's scientist father goes missing, three mysterious beings guide her, her brother, and her friend on a journey across the universe to rescue him.

Review

I have read A Wrinkle in Time, but it was as an adult and it made very little impression on me.  I remembered very little going into the film.  Maybe if I'd remembered more of the book, more of the movie would have made sense.  Or maybe I would just have been more disappointed.

During much of the movie, I wished I could wrinkle time and thus get to the ending faster.  I tried to like it, but I was bored most of the run time.  I could simply never get invested in the story or the characters.  I kept waiting for something where I could say, "Well that was at least cool" ... but that never happened.  Nor is the film so bad that I can now make fun of it and point out all its ridiculousness or plot holes.  There are some things that don't make sense.  Some moments feel pointless and drag on.  Overall, it feels like the film version of "it's the thought that counts."

Mrs. Whatsit is -- I presume -- supposed to come across as socially inept and quirky.  But mostly she comes across as unintentionally rude verging on obnoxious.  Charles Wallace is a precocious child genius.  But he too comes across more as annoying (granted, I vaguely recall having that same impression after reading the book).  Meg and Calvin are nice but bland (and even a bit cliched).  Mrs. Who has her quoting schtick ... until she doesn't (I have no idea if that is in the book or not).  And Mrs. Which (Oprah Winfrey) ... well, she is truly larger than life in the film.  But most of her dialog feels like it came from a book of motivational quotations.

As for the plot, it feels more like a paint/quest by numbers.  The so-called "tests" of Camazotz aren't much of tests.  Throughout the story, Meg is told a lot of encouraging things, but her growth and understanding feel scripted rather than earned.

The film has a few intense scenes that might be a bit much for younger kids.  Michael Pena's character has red eyes, which is kinda creepy.  Zach Galifianakis's character has a man-bun, which is kinda terrifying.  That is all.

I wanted to enjoy A Wrinkle in Time, but I just couldn't.  It is pretty to look at and it has a nice enough theme, but that is about all.  Nothing went beyond the surface for me.  All the film's good intentions fell flat.  If you loved the book, go back and read the book.  As for the movie, I'd say save your time and money for the upcoming blockbuster season.


*** Spoiler Section ***
One of the few things I do remember from the book is "Aunt Beast."  But she, her kind, and her world are omitted from the film.  Considering how long the movie already is at that point, it was probably for the best.  Still, I remembered liking that part of the book, or at least finding it intriguing.

Quotable Quotes

  • "You sound like my mother."  "Is your mother a baritone?" -- Meg and the Happy Medium
  • "I really don't think we should have brought her along."  "She can hear you."  "Oh."  -- Mrs. Whatsit and Mrs. Which
  • "I give you the gift of your faults."  "You know those are the bad traits, right?"  "Are they?" -- Mrs. Whatsit and Meg
  • "You look like a person." -- The Happy Medium to Mrs. Whatsit
  • "The only thing that travels faster than light is darkness." -- Mrs. Which

ISFS

22 February 2018

Black Panther

Year: 2018
Director: Ryan Coogler
Starring: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis
Tagline: Long live the king.
Synopsis: T'Challa (aka Black Panther) assumes the throne of Wakanda but is soon confronted by a dangerous threat to him, his country, and the world.

Review

Once again, Marvel has done it.  You'd think after so many films (18 and counting) things would start getting stale in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe).  But Marvel's strategy to bring in different directors and allow them enormous freedom to make the film they want (within certain MCU parameters) has paid off again in the form of Black Panther.

Who T'Challa is and the setup for his film actually occurred in Captain America: Civil War, but you don't have to have seen it to understand the story.  There are enough flashbacks to give the gist of what happened.  Black Panther can stand alone.  Indeed, this film might have the fewest references to other goings on in the MCU.

First off, Black Panther is visually astounding.  That includes both the CGI effects and the real-life look of the film.  Most of the film takes place in the fictional kingdom of Wakanda.  The country is fully realized and immersive.  It's a place rich with history and culture and unlike any place else we've seen, in part thanks to its technological superiority.  (Seriously, is there anything vibranium can't do or be used for?)  The costumes and production design are top notch throughout.  And the ancestor plane (or whatever they call it) is gorgeous.

Black Panther is also really funny.  It's not humorous in the same way that Thor: Ragnarok is (and that one still has my vote for funniest Marvel movie).  The humor in Black Panther is much more droll and springs from the characters themselves and their relationships.

The main thing that makes Black Panther stand apart from other Marvel movies (or even other superhero movies in general) is that it has something to say.  There are some deeper themes than we are used to.  There are themes of responsibility and accountability, the importance of some traditions and the dangers of others, the nature of loyalty and where it properly rests, and the effects of choices.

T'Challa is in the middle of all those themes as he tries to decide what sort of king he will be.  (He might have done well with a brief pep talk from Ben Parker: "With great power comes great responsibility.")  He is also faced with the consequences of his forebears, their choices and their traditions.  In so doing, he must reevaluate his place in the world and Wakanda's place in the world.

All the while, the villain -- Erik Killmonger -- has his own vision of what Wakanda's place in the world should be.  And while his vision is terrible and terrifying, we as the audience can understand why he feels/believes the way he does.  Killmonger is one of the most fully realized, and thus interesting, villains in the MCU.  He manages to be sympathetic on one level, even though you realize how dangerous and heartless he truly is.

Other characters also have to deal with the various themes as they evaluate and reevalutate their beliefs and loyalties.  Black Panther is a film about becoming and growing.  For example, there's a scene where Shuri (T'Challa's sister) calls Ross a "colonizer."  At first, it annoyed me, because it seems in direct opposition to what T'Challa says about not being responsible for the deeds/choices of his father and ancestors.  But I think that was the point.  Nobody is perfect in this film.  They all have their weaknesses and blind spots.  The film is about recognizing errors and working to correct them.  It's about learning to take personal responsibility for things.  T'Challa learns that.  Shuri (and Ross for that matter) still have much to learn.

As groundbreaking as the film is, it's by no means perfect.  And while the characters and locations are new and exciting, when you get right down to it, the plot is very much the same as most superhero films.  There aren't any big twists or surprises that we haven't seen elsewhere.  If you are OK with the superhero formula (which I mostly am), it isn't a problem.

That said, the need to further the plot led to a loss of some characterization.  Because such-and-such needed to happen, some characters changed their loyalties at an unbelievably quick rate.  I won't spoil anything.  It just felt like some characters were shoehorned into roles that fit what the story needed.  Similarly, Everett Ross (Martin Freeman) is sure quick to accept everything he sees and everything he is asked to do, especially given it is for a country not his own (and a country that has been lying to the world for ... I'm not even sure how long).

The film is rated PG-13 for the typical Marvel superhero level of violence.  There was some swearing.  And one character gives another character "the finger" (which was totally gratuitous).

Black Panther is a fun and enjoyable film.  But I'm not sure it quite rises to the level of a great film.  Visually it is amazing in its world-building.  Thematically it has much to say.  But in the end, it's a superhero film following a tried and true formula.  Still, it's a great time at the movies and an interesting addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  It's definitely worth seeing on the big screen.

As with all Marvel movies, there's a mid-credits scene and a post-credits scene.


*** Spoiler Section ***
I think the next order of business for King T'Challa is to work on some of the laws and statutes of his kingdom.  Seriously, a murderer should not be able to come in, "kill" the king, and take the throne and have everybody just be OK with that because it's legal.  You have a murderer on the throne.  There's a problem with that.  And there's a bigger problem with then serving him because he's legally the king.  Yes, that is part of what the movie is about, thematically.  But c'mon Wakanda.  Kill the king = become the king is not a good succession strategy.

I wondered if they would somehow acknowledge Bucky Barnes (aka the Winter Soldier).  I liked the oblique reference ("Another white boy to fix"), but I'm glad he also got a scene after the credits.  That of course takes us one step closer to Avengers: Infinity War.

Quotable Quotes

  • "Did he freeze?"  "Like an antelope in headlights." -- Shuri and Okoye about T'Challa
  • "Delete that footage." -- T'Challa to Shuri
  • "You get to decide what kind of king you will be." -- Nakia to T'Challa
  • "Does she speak English?" "When she wants to." -- Ross (about Okoye) and Okoye

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24 January 2018

Paddington 2

Credible Credits

Year: 2018
Director: Paul King
Starring: Ben Whishaw, Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Hugh Grant, Brendan Gleeson, Peter Capaldi, Jim Broadbent, and Julie Walters
Tagline: Magic. Mystery. Marmalade.
Synopsis: When Paddington is sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit, the Browns and his new friends must work to clear his name and find the real culprit.

Review

Paddington 2 recently became the best reviewed movie on Rotten Tomatoes.  Not the best reviewed family movie or the best reviewed sequel.  It's the best reviewed movie.  Period.  After 170 reviews, it remains at 100%.  One of my favorite reviews asks if every year could please start with a Paddington movie.  I whole-heartedly concur.

If you haven't already seen Paddington, you should see it.  But you don't need to see it before seeing Paddington 2.  It will make sense.  Still, see both.  It will make your life a bit better and your world a bit brighter.

As is typical of sequels, this one ups the ante and broadens the world.  We get to meet more of Paddington's neighbors in Windsor Gardens (and see the influence for good that he is).  We also have even more action than the previous go round.  But it is all without sacrificing what made the first film so endearing.  At its core, it's about Paddington, his goodness, his family (the Browns), and his desire to get the perfect present for his Aunt Lucy.  But, mayhem still ensues.

Some of that mayhem lands poor Paddington in prison, where he meets even more colorful characters.  This includes Knuckles McGinty (played by Brendan Gleeson in a just-as-mad and just-as-moody role as the last movie I saw him in).  Watching Paddington's innocent optimism (and love of marmalade) soften the tough inmates is another joy.

Ben Whishaw remains the perfect voice for the CGI bear.  And all the other actors return with the same whole-hearted commitment they brought to the first film.  You can tell they loved making this movie.  And yes, Hugh Grant steals the show as an over-the-top actor with a propensity for costumes.

As with its predecessor, Paddington 2 again makes excellent use of its visual medium.  The best scene for that is when we jump into Paddington's imagination as he takes his Aunt Lucy on a tour of London via a pop-up book.  It's beautiful.

The movie is also just as humorous as the last.  There is plenty of physical humor.  But there's also verbal humor, droll British humor, and grin-worthy asides.  For instance, the Brown family has a To Do board in their kitchen.  It's off to the side and no attention is drawn to it.  The only thing on it is "Free Paddington."

Also back is the calypso band that shows up when Paddington needs some background mood music.  They aren't quite as prominent this time, but are still fun.  The only semi-critical comment I have about the movie is that it had a different composer and he didn't reuse the themes from the first film (which I loved).

I said it for the first film, and I'll say it again here: if this were a one word review, it would be "charming." At its heart, Paddington 2 is a story about family and believing in the best in others.  It's about being "kind and polite," even when the world isn't right.  Paddington didn't steal the pop-up book, but he will steal your heart.  If you have children, take them to see Paddington 2. If you don't have children, take your inner child.

Quotable Quotes

  • "Exit bear, pursued by an actor." -- Phoenix Buchanan
  • "Aunt Lucy said, 'If we're kind and polite, the world will be right.'" -- Paddington
  • "Is that an official title, Mr. Curry?  Or did you just go out and buy yourself a yellow jacket?" -- Colonel Lancaster to Mr. Curry
  • "It's a secret room!"  "It's an attic."  "It's a secret attic!"  "There's one in every house on this block." -- Mary and Henry Brown
  • "We were right!"  "Sorry ... 'we'?" -- Henry and Mary Brown
  • "I've raised the neighborhood watch level to Mass Hysteria!" -- Mr. Curry
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18 January 2018

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Year: 2017
Director: Rian Johnson
Starring: Daisy Ridley, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Carrie Fisher, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Anthony Daniels, Laura Dern, Gwendoline Christie, Benicio Del Toro, and a whole bunch of Porgs
Synopsis: While Rey seeks to lure Jedi Master Luke Skywalker out of exile, the Resistance is on the run from the might of the First Order.

Review

Everything in this review will be a spoiler.  If you haven't seen The Last Jedi yet, stop reading.  Granted, as late as this review is, you probably have already seen it.

It's been a month now since I saw the movie.  During that time I've mulled over how best to write my thoughts on a film that I initially enjoyed but have plenty of qualms with.  I don't consider myself an avid Star Wars fan.  I wasn't counting down the days till the film's release.  But I'm enough of a fan to know quite a bit about the films.  And apparently, I'm enough of a fan to feel very strongly about certain aspects of the film and where the franchise is headed.

In some ways, the entire film can be summed up in one gesture: Luke Skywalker tossing his old lightsaber over his shoulder and over the cliff.  That's what this movie has to say about all the dramatic fan theories and expectations: "Whatever.  Moving on."  There's something very cavalier about The Last Jedi, in its humor and in its place within the saga.  I'm not fully on board with that.

After much thought, the simplest way to analyze The Last Jedi is by character.  So here goes:

Porgs: Yup, they are pretty cute and amusing.  I was entertained by them.  They came close to being overdone, but never passed that point for me.

Droids:  Yes, I'm going to lump all of them.  It's not Star Wars without C-3PO, but I'm glad his part was limited and poked fun at his worrisome nature.  BB-9E was apparently just a marketing ploy to sell more toys as it has almost no role in the movie itself.  R2-D2 wasn't in nearly enough scenes but has one of the best moments when he plays the message that started it all: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.  You're my only hope."  As for BB-8, he is as adorable as ever and the only redeeming feature of that storyline.

Lando and Wedge: Could we please find out what became of them?

Poe Dameron: I really liked Poe in The Force Awakens.  I no longer like him.  He's kind of an arrogant, insubordinate jerk for most of the movie.  In doing so, he gets lots of people killed and loses all the Resistance's bombers.  Leia was right to demote him.  Holdo probably should have told him a bit more for the sake of morale.  But overall, I was left with a distaste for his character.  I hope he manages to have some sort of character growth in the next film.

Vice Admiral Holdo: I liked her character overall.  But I don't think they handled her very well.  As mentioned above, she probably should have been more open.  Not because Poe deserved to know more after his actions and demotion, but because it would have promoted better morale and maybe prevented a senseless mutiny.  I did like her simple farewell scene with Leia.  It felt genuine.  But what's with movies lately having to have someone "go down with the ship"?  I can sign off on that to some degree, but what was most irksome was just how long it took her to figure out to go kamikaze.  She knew she was going to die.  She could have saved a number of ships and lives if she had immediately turned and gone lightspeed.  It's an incredible scene ... that took too long in coming.

General Leia: Why did she survive the film?  Carrie Fisher has sadly passed on.  There is no good way for them to deal with that fact come Episode IX.  She should have died, either when the bridge was destroyed and she almost did die or in passing the baton to Holdo and being the one to go down with the ship.  Yes, her scene at the end with Luke was nice.  But I just can't see how they'll resolve her character in the next film.  Princess Leia deserves better than an offscreen death.  And her "skywalking" moment in space was rather awkward.  When did she become that powerful with the Force?  And if she's that powerful, why couldn't she do other things?

Maz Kanata:  I still don't get why this character exists other than as a plot device when convenient.  In The Force Awakens she's a friend/acquaintance of Han Solo.  Did Finn really interact with her enough that he can now put her on speed dial to get the name of a codebreaker?  And what kind of a resistance are they if they don't employ -- or at least know -- their own codebreakers?  There was no purpose for her inclusion in the film.

Finn: I kinda wish Finn had stayed in a coma the entire film.  His storyline to turn off the tracker was forced, awkward, and ultimately futile.  The plot point itself was never adequately explained.  They say it's impossible to track through hyperspace, but the First Order is doing it anyway.  No explanation is ever given.  That's just what worked in the script.  What bothers me about Finn is that he could be so much more.  He ends up being a rather flat character with cliched, sometimes eye-roll worthy dialogue.  He was raised to be a stormtrooper.  He has no family and was essentially brainwashed from childhood.  He could be such an intriguing character with all sorts of psychological baggage and a rich character arc.  But he's more comic relief it feels like.  And did we really need a love triangle with him, Rey, and Rose?

Rose: Meh.  If she were just some side character, she'd be fine.  But she becomes one of the main characters in Star Wars.  This is the franchise with Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Darth Vader.  This is not the franchise for "meh."  Yes, she was likable enough and did quite a few helpful things.  But every single character in Rogue One was more interesting and engaging than she was.  And her sudden love story with Finn at the end was just awkward, especially when she apparently dies but then doesn't.

Captain Phasma: A big deal was made about Gwendoline Christie landing a roll that was originally intended to go to a man.  So you'd think they'd then do more with the character.  She's scarcely in this film.  Her role is entirely cliche.  Her final battle with Finn is riddled with groan-worthy lines of dialogue.  And that's it.  She's dead.  They could have done so much more with her and her vendetta against Finn.  It would have improved both characters.  I had been hoping to see more of her in Episode IX.  So much for that.  Also, why is she the only stormtrooper with blast-proof armor?

DJ: If he could easily get out, why was DJ in that cell to begin with?  As a character, DJ otherwise works.  He represents the grey areas of the galaxy.  Not everyone is going to join the Resistance or march to the drum of the First Order.  Some people are only interested in self-preservation.  Del Toro does a good job portraying the amoral codebreaker.

Snoke: Who is Supreme Leader Snoke?  How did he rise to power after the fall of the Empire?  How did he get so strong in the Force if he isn't a Sith?  How did he get such powerful control over Kylo Ren?  If he's so powerful that he can manipulate Kylo Ren and Rey from across the galaxy, then why can't he see the truth about Kylo Ren's intent at the end?  If Snoke can connect Rey to Kylo, how come he can't also tell where she -- and thus Luke Skywalker -- is located?  What happened to his face?  It seems likely we may never know the answers to those questions as the Supreme Leader's reign was (literally) cut short.  Maybe Episode IX will reveal more of Kylo Ren's backstory ... but I'm not going to hold my breath.

General Hux: I would like to know how someone so young rose so quickly within the First Order.  Was it simply because Snoke recognized he'd be the perfect puppet?

Chewbacca: He didn't have much to do in the film, though I did like him tearing off the door so Rey could talk to Luke.  It's always nice to see Chewie.  His scenes with the porgs were a bit twee, but tolerable.

Kylo Ren: Kylo Ren (aka Ben Solo) proves to be the most interesting character in The Last Jedi.  He's still never going to be as cool as Darth Vader, and I liked how the film has him stop trying.  He's his own character with his own demons.  He was able to kill his father, but stopped short of killing his mother.  He seeks for power, and ultimately gets it, but doesn't seem entirely sure what to do with it.  He wants to prove himself, but to whom?  His father?  His mother?  Snoke?  I enjoyed his connection with Rey and their tug-of-war first of wills then literally of the lightsaber.  Their scenes echoed Luke and Darth Vader's from Return of the Jedi.  Even the outcome starts off the same, with Kylo turning on his master to save Rey.  But then Kylo decides to fully embrace the Dark Side.  One of the most intriguing things about Kylo is how young he really is.  That leaves lots of room for his character to grow and even change in Episode IX.  I look forward to seeing what he does now that he is in command.

Rey: I might be in the minority here, but I'm glad Rey is a "nobody."  Before the Skywalkers, there weren't really Jedi generations.  The Jedi were celibate.  That then meant that new padawans came from wherever.  They came from any family where the Force was strong.  They didn't have to be related to anybody else in the Jedi order.  In all likelihood they weren't related to anyone else.  Rey gets back to that.  The Force is strong with her, not because of any birthright.  As for her role in the film, I enjoyed it.  I enjoyed her growth and her seeking to understand her role in everything.  I liked her interactions with Kylo and how complicated they were.  I like how strong she becomes by the end.  And I was amused that she never could do right by the Jedi fish nuns (or whatever they were called.)

Yoda: Yes!  Seeing Yoda again warmed my heart.  Every second of his scene with Luke is terrific.  His familiar quirkiness made me happy.  Pretty much every line he says is perfect, but especially his line about how Rey already has all she needs (since he knows she smuggled the ancient Jedi texts away).  Thank you for including Yoda.  Best scene in the movie.

Luke Skywalker: Yes, I saved the most controversial for last.  That's not Luke Skywalker.  He was an interesting, layered character who had a good arc and an awesome/epic finish that I really enjoyed.  But that's not Luke, not the Luke I grew up with in the original trilogy.  Yes, a lot can happen over that many years.  It's perhaps not even that Luke couldn't have become that grouchy, defeatist hermit.  But that's not the Luke I knew.  Luke's character arc in the original movies culminates with his famous line in Return of the Jedi: "I am a Jedi, like my father before me."  That is who Luke has become.  That is the trajectory we leave him on.  He knows the Jedi aren't perfect.  But he has chosen that path and will do his best.  In spite of everything, he still sees the good in his father, who has embraced the Dark Side for decades.  That Luke wouldn't have so readily given up on Ben Solo.  That Luke wouldn't have turned his back on his sister and the rebellion/resistance he had so long fought for and been willing to die for.

[I saw a meme that compared Luke in this film to Ben Kenobi in A New Hope, saying that running away and hiding is the Jedi way.  Not so.  Ben isn't simply in hiding.  He's watching over Luke, biding his time until the boy is ready.  And the moment Obi-Wan receives Princess Leia's distress call, he grabs his lightsaber and is ready to go to her aid, with or without Luke.]

Honestly, I had the same general reaction to Han Solo in the last film.  He was likable and had a good arc and a fitting finish, but he never felt like Han Solo to me.  For Han to turn his back on the woman he loved and the rebellion he had learned to dedicate his life to and change his ways for felt like a let down.  Why must the new films be so disillusioned about the heroes of the original trilogy that they basically take all of them back to square one as we first found them in A New Hope?

As a final note, Rogue One is, in my opinion, the best Star Wars movie.  That film knew how to tell a story about rebel fighters in a way that made us care about the characters ... even when we knew they were likely doomed.  That film still gives me hope for where Star Wars is headed in the years to come.

I still have mixed feelings about The Last Jedi.  In some respects it was awesome and epic.  I had a blast watching it.  But in other regards it was a mess and a letdown.  I was impatient for things to get going again.  Perhaps my opinion of this movie will change once the trilogy is complete with Episode IX.  Although I really don't know where that film has left to go.  They've set it up to be a new beginning, not a conclusion.

Those are my thoughts/opinions.  Feel free to disagree.

Quotable Quotes

  • "Happy beeps!" -- Poe Dameron to BB-8
  • "Permission to hop in an X-wing and blow something up?"  "Permission granted." -- Poe Dameron and Leia Organa
  • "The greatest teacher, failure is." -- Yoda to Luke Skywalker
  • "I know what you're going to say: I changed my hair." -- Leia Organa to Luke Skywalker
  • "Amazing.  Every word you just said was wrong." -- Luke Skywalker to Kylo Ren

03 January 2018

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Year: 2017
Director: Jake Kasdan
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Karen Gillan, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Nick Jonas, and Bobby Cannavale
Tagline: The game has evolved.
Synopsis: Four teenagers find themselves sucked into the video game world of Jumanji, where they must beat the game in order to survive and return home.

Review

I originally had no intention of seeing Jumanji.  The trailers elicited eye rolls from me.  I was also sure that all the funny parts were in the trailers and that critics would pan the film, questioning why a movie from 1995 needed a sequel/reboot/whatever.  I was wrong.  Critics were quite favorable toward the film, which put it back on my radar.  And having seen it, I can say that Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is a whole lot of fun.

This iteration isn't entirely a sequel or a reboot.  It does pay homage to the original version in a number of ways.  But this is a completely new spin on the idea.  And it really does work as a modern version.  Rather than bringing the world of Jumanji into ours, the teenagers are sucked into the world of Jumanji, which has transformed itself from a board game into a video game.

The story and action are pretty straightforward.  There are no shocking twists or turns.  The character arcs are exactly as you'd expect.  Everything wraps up tidily by the end.  And that's all fine.  It's a movie that wants to have fun, not break cinematic ground.  It holds together as an enjoyable story.

The film is a lot funnier than I expected it to be.  Quite a bit of the humor comes from the fact the characters are teenagers in the bodies of avatars.  So big, hulking Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is playing a scrawny teenager in a big, hulking body he's not used to.  It's amusing to watch him adjust to his newfound strength, height, and lack of hair.  Kevin Hart's character has the opposite problem and is a tall football player in a short, slow body.  The novelty of that situation remains funny throughout and the actors do a great job of making the premise work.

Additional humor comes from the fact the characters are in a video game and it follows all the typical video game tropes.  We have in-game characters who leave enigmatic rhyming clues.  The villain is over-the-top crazy.  There are levels to beat.  The characters have both useful and random strengths/weaknesses, like dance fighting or making margaritas.  Doctor Smolder Bravestone really does have "smolder" as one of his strengths.  It's goofy, but it's fun.  (Dear Hollywood, maybe this is how to do a video game movie.)

The film is rated PG-13 and isn't what I'd classify as a family movie.  There's a fair amount of swearing, mostly the "a" word in its various iterations.  There is violence throughout the film.  It's played up as video game violence and/or for humor.  There's also some discussion of male anatomy.  Jack Black's character is a teenage female in a middle-aged male's body.  She's obviously not used to the anatomy and that is used for verbal humor on a few occasions.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is by no means cinema at its finest.  But it's a fun adventure with lots of action and humor.  And it even manages to throw in a little heart as well.  If you enjoyed the trailers, you'll enjoy the movie.  I'm glad I saw it, though I doubt I'll ever feel the need to see it again (sorta like the original).


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There is one logistical change from the original film.  In the original, Robin Williams' character ages at the same rate within the game as he would have in the real world.  Hence he and Bonnie Hunt's character are kids together and then adults together.  In this new version, time is much slower inside the game.  Alex says he's been in there for months, when really it has been 20 years.

The film's climax was clever and well done.  I figured out in advance what was going to happen, but I still thought it was a clever way to go.

The very end of the film, where all the high school kids meet up with Alex was also a well done scene.  I suppose it is a bit random from Alex's point of view, since he has lived his life for 20 years since being released from the game.  But if you don't think about that part, it's a sweet reunion.

Quotable Quotes

  • "I got a backpack on.  Everybody knows you don't get in water with a backpack on!" -- Fridge
  • "Strength is my weakness!  How does that make sense?!" -- Fridge
  • [The ominous Jumanji drums sound] "I really don't want to do this!" -- Spencer
  • "Maybe we should take the school bus."  "We aren't going to outrun them in a school bus!" -- Alex and Fridge
  • "His strength is climbing.  I explode when I eat cake." -- Fridge