28 December 2018

Bumblebee

Year: 2018
Director: Travis Knight
Starring: Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., John Ortiz, and Pamela Adlon
Tagline: Every adventure has a beginning
Synopsis: His memories and voice gone, B-127 finds himself alone on earth until he makes friends with Charlie Watson.  Renamed "Bumblebee," he must deal with old enemies if he wants to keep his new home and friends safe.

Review

As a kid, I had a bunch of Transformers toys.  I had Jazz, Bumblebee, and, of course, Optimus Prime.  Naturally, when the Transformers movie came out in 2007 I went to see it.  And I hated it.  Completely.  I refused to see any of the subsequent films.  And then I saw a trailer for Bumblebee.  It immediately seemed like a different take on the robots in disguise.  When the positive reviews started pouring in, I got more and more intrigued.  So when I found out it was directed by the same fellow who directed Kubo and the Two Strings, I was sold on seeing it.

Forget all those other messes, Bumblebee is terrific!

Is it a perfect movie?  No.  In fact, if you were to break it down to its skeletal story, you've seen this movie before.  You know these characters.  Within 15 minutes, you could probably figure out every plot point and character arc for the rest of the film.  Did I care about any of that when I was watching it?  Not in the slightest.  I was absolutely content to go for this joyful ride through 1987 with a battered yellow Volkswagen beetle.

The film rests on one thing: the relationship between Charlie Watson (perfectly portrayed by Hailee Steinfeld) and Bumblebee.  The movie works because that relationship works.  And that's saying something.  Because Hailee was acting to nothing.  And Bumblebee is mute for the majority of the movie.  So, like WALL-E, Bumblebee's character and emotions have to be expressed through design and action.  And the filmmakers do a fantastic job making this strange array of metal parts into a character we care about.  He may be metal and wires, but Bumblebee has a very real heart.  And when he bonds with Charlie, the rest of the film falls into place.

Also good was John Cena.  He plays the typical military man who feels like he has to hunt down this dangerous alien invader.  But he also has some of the most humorous lines in the movie and manages to make his character stand out from the cliche.

There's plenty of action throughout the film.  It is mostly robots fighting other robots.  But there were also plenty of quiet moments throughout the film that allowed for character growth and bonding.

The music for Bumblebee was also quite good.  I loved the score.  The soundtrack was also enjoyable.  It served to ground the film in its 1987 setting.  I didn't know all the songs, but I knew enough, which made it fun.

The film is rated PG-13 for action and some swearing (I honestly don't remember much).  Most of the violence is between robots.  A couple of humans also get killed in a way that is quick and gore-free (but gross if you think about it).  It might be rather intense for younger viewers.

There are lots of movies to see this holiday season.  So far, Bumblebee is my favorite.  It's well-made, has just the right balance of action and heart, and it made me want to give a robot a hug (which hasn't happened since WALL-E).  Be sure to stick around for the mid-credits scenes.

*** Spoiler Section ***

During the end scene, when Bumblebee's Camaro pulls up alongside a semi, I couldn't help but smile.  And, sure enough, Optimus Prime is back for the mid-credits scene.

The first scene potentially sets up a sequel.  But the best part is when Bumblebee uses his radio to tell Optimus his new name.  Bumblebee has found his voice.

The second scene brings closure to Charlie's story.  She has finally finished fixing and restoring her father's car.  The scene says so much without a single word.

Quotable Quotes

  • "Don't run!  Do not run! ... She ran." -- Agent Burns
  • "They literally call themselves 'Decepticons.'  That doesn't set off any red flags?" -- Agent Burns
  • "Wait.  You mean you could have been a Camaro this whole time?" -- Charlie
ISFS

22 December 2018

Creed II

Year: 2018
Director: Steven Caple Jr.
Starring: Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad, Dolph Lundgren, and Florian Munteanu
Synopsis: Adonis Creed fights Viktor Drago so he can prove ... something or other.

Review

This wasn't a movie I wanted to see.  But it was what was voted on by my team at work.  And I'm grateful to work for a generous company and team where we can take part of the work day and go to a movie at Christmas.

If you like Rocky movies or liked the first Creed, I'm sure you'll like this one.  I don't like those and I didn't like this.  But that's me.  I acknowledge that it was a good movie and a well-made movie.  But I was bored.  I'm sure it doesn't help that I can't stand boxing.

It's like every other Rocky movie.  You know exactly how it will all play out within the first few minutes.  There will be ups, there will be downs, there will be a training montage, and there will be a big fight at the finish.

There were a few good moments that I could appreciate.  And the denouement (the end of the film after the dramatic climax) was good and tied everything up satisfactorily.  And though it is a bit strange, the character I was most interested and invested in was Viktor Drago.

The film is rated PG-13 for ... well, all the things you'd expect after seeing the first Creed.

Like I said, if you like Rocky movies, by all means, go see Creed II.  I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Quotable Quotes

  • "This guy's got nothing to lose.  And a guy with nothing to lose is dangerous." "I'm dangerous!" -- Rocky and Adonis
  • "We're naming her 'Amara.'"  "Amara?  Why not go with an easier name, like 'Becky' or 'Cate'?"  "Cate Creed?  You do know she's going to be black, right?"  "Oh, yeah." -- Adonis and Rocky

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18 December 2018

The Bells of Christmas

Sleigh bells.  Silver bells.  Jingle bells.  If the spirit of Christmas could be captured in a sound, it would be the sound of bells.  “Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say ... Christmas is here.”  The bells of Christmas tinkle and ring, clamor and clang, chime and peal, signaling the season with their merriment and good cheer.  

Whether we’re “dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh” or “dancin’ and prancin’ in jingle bell square,” the bells of Christmas fill the air.  As we “shoppers rush home with [our] treasures,” still can be heard the ring-a-ling of silver bells.  And when we’re “caroling, caroling through the snow,” through it all those “Christmas bells are ringing.”  No Christmas song – no holiday commercial – would be complete without the ubiquitous jingle jangle of bells.  

But what is it we hear as these Christmas bells chime?  Does each bell remind us that Clarence – or some other angel – has gotten his wings?  Does the clear tone of a bell entreat us to believe in the magic of Christmas for one more year?  Do we hear a familiar instrument, played in every song and at every concert?  Do we hear our own doorbells, heralding the arrival of our latest package, another guest, or a treat-bearing neighbor?  Or do we hear little more than the clang of the Salvation Army worker outside our local grocer, signaling us to avoid eye contact as we scurry inside?  

The bells of Christmas are ringing, but do we hear their message?

In a social media post, Elder David A. Bednar explained: “Bells at Christmastime symbolize the announcement of the birth of Christ when angels in heaven praised God and declared, ‘Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.’”

Millennia later, it can still be sung: “Ding dong merrily on high, in heav’n the bells are ringing.”  And on earth, down through the ages, the “belfries of all Christendom” still peal loud and clear: “God is not dead, nor doth he sleep.”  He sent His Son to earth, assuring us that “the world [will revolve] from night to day,” for the Prince of Peace has come and will yet come again.  This is the message of the bells.

Christmas is always a busy time of year.  But as we hear the bells on Christmas Day, and all throughout the season, may we remember for whom they toll.  They toll for Christ.  May each tinkling, chiming, or pealing bell remind us of Him and the peace He brings, even amid the clatter and clanging of life.  May each street corner bell remind us not to empty our wallets, but to fill our hearts with love and generosity toward our fellow man.  May each doorbell remind us of the arrival of God’s gift of His Only Begotten Son and remind us that He too should be our welcome Guest.  As we let Christ in, “above all this bustle [we’ll] hear” the bells and their message of peace on earth, good will toward men. 

“Sleigh bells ring ... are [we] listening?”

Merry Christmas!