Guardians of the Galaxy

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: James Gunn

Starring: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, and Lee Pace

Tagline: All Heroes Start Somewhere
Synopsis: After a stolen artifact puts entire worlds in danger, an unlikely group of misfits comes together, puts aside their differences, and saves the galaxy.

Review

From the start, I had my reservations about Guardians of the Galaxy.  It looked like a far cry from the Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America I was used to.  And then the trailers came out ... and I was even more leery about what the movie was going to be like.  But, I decided to trust in Marvel (and the 92% on Rotten Tomatoes).  I'm so glad I did.

Guardians of the Galaxy is terrific.  It's definitely one of the most entertaining movies I've seen all year.  And it is just plain fun from start to wacky finish.

Before I rave about all it did so awesomely right, let me just mention that it did have some things I could have done without.  I was surprised at how much swearing there was.  It wasn't horrendous, but it was certainly more than I was expecting based on previous Marvel films.  And of course there was Peter Quill's crude gesture, which was not "censored" like it was in the trailer.  Seriously?  Did we need that?  No.

I was afraid most of the humor would be along the lines of the above.  Not so.  The movie was seriously hilarious.  I laughed so many times.  Practically every scene had some quotable line or funny interaction between characters.  It was tough picking just a few for the section below.  And it was never forced jokes or laughs either.  It came from the characters being themselves and from the absurdity of some of the situations (e.g., a humanoid tree whose entire vocabulary consists of "I," "am," and "Groot," in that order).  Where Iron Man is snarky and Loki is clever, the Guardians are just sorta nuts and crazy.  And it works.  Where else could the range of jokes include references to Kevin Bacon, John Stamos, and Jackson Pollock.

As with all Marvel movies, the special effects in Guardians of the Galaxy were terrific.  The film is beautiful to watch and the various worlds and ships are exquisitely imagined.  They feel like real places.  Seriously, the attention to every detail is almost mind-boggling.  They also do a great job making Groot and Rocket totally believable.  And considering one is a humanoid tree and the other is a talking, trigger-happy raccoon, that's no small task.

I was pretty dubious when "Hooked on a Feeling" was the music for the first trailer.  All I could think was, "Seriously?"  But what was a little strange in the trailer worked perfectly in the final execution.  Those 70s and 80s songs are an integral part of Peter Quill's character, as the audience almost immediately learns.  They suit him and they suit the story.  They also serve as a constant reminder that, even though the film takes place in a far off galaxy, Quill is human and relatable.

In a couple of ways, Guardians of the Galaxy is a bit like The Lego Movie.  For starters, Chris Pratt is the main character in both and plays an unlikely hero.  But both films also had somewhat misleading trailers.  The trailers certainly showed that their respective movies would be zany and funny.  But none of the trailers intimated at how much heart was in the films.  I expected the various "Guardians" to be funny.  I didn't expect to care about them as much as I did.

From the very opening scene, the film pulls you in emotionally.  And while you then spend a lot of time having fun, you also get to know and gradually understand each of the characters.  You can see why these characters have come to that point, and why they are ready to come together in a crazy alliance.  None of them is just comic relief.  They are each genuine, with anger and hurt.  Well, except Groot.  Groot only gets angry when his friends are in peril.  Most of the time he has a childlike innocence, which is quite refreshing next to the other characters.  Groot is simply good.  And in many ways, it is he who brings the other Guardians together and keeps them together ... all with his limited vocabulary.  [Vin Diesel apparently recorded 1,000 variations of "I am Groot."]

Basically Guardians of the Galaxy is what you'd expect if Looney Tunes were crossed with the Avengers and then got thrown into the Star Wars universe.  And if you are a fan of any one of those things, you should check it out, preferably on the big screen.

***Spoiler Section***

Hands down, one of the greatest moments in the film is when Ronan the Accuser has crash landed on the planet Xandar and he gives his very typical, very evil, I'm-going-to-destroy-you-all monologue.  And then Quill just starts singing and grooving.  The juxtaposition is perfect.  Ronan is so utterly dumbfounded by this man he views as an imbecile, all he can do is stammer, "What are you doing?"  It's so unexpected for Ronan and for the audience.  Who breaks out into a dance-off when an entire world is at stake?  Peter Quill.  That's who.  And the method to his madness is that he's serving as a distraction.  Brilliant.

My favorite moment, though, has to be earlier on when the ragtag group is trying to escape from prison.  Rocket is explaining to Quill and Gamora what items he needs to execute their escape.  While they're arguing, Groot, in the background of the shot, is calmly in the process of acquiring one of the "impossible to retrieve" things they need.  It's a fantastic use of staging and timing.

Quotable Quotes

• "I am Groot." -- Groot
• "We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!" -- Quill to Drax
• "Metaphors go over his head."  "Nothing goes over my head!  My reflexes are too fast ... I would catch it."  -- Rocket and Drax
• "I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies.  I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends." -- Gamora
• "What!  What are you doing?" -- Ronan the Accuser

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WALL-E

Credible Credits

Year: 2008

Director: Andrew Stanton

Starring: Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin

Tagline: In Space, No One Can Hear You Clean
Synopsis: After 700 years of cleaning up Earth's trash, a little robot finds love and greater purpose.

Review

My very first movie review on this blog was Raiders of the Lost Ark.  At the time, I mentioned that it was my tied-for-favorite movie.  Well, it is high time I got around to writing about the other tied-for-favorite movie.  (That and there has been a severe dearth of interesting movies in theaters the last few weeks.)  So, without further ado, I give you WALL-E.

WALL-E is one of those movies I simply never get tired of.  It is a refreshing ray of light whenever I watch it.  Just thinking about WALL-E and EVE puts a smile on my face.  They may be robots, but they are two of my favorite characters and definitely one of my favorite cinematic couples.

Let's start with WALL-E himself.  When we first meet the trash compacting robot, we learn a lot about him without him ever saying a word.  He's insatiably curious, as seen by his ever-growing collection of human artifacts.  He's ticklish: an excellent quality.  He's sensitive; he likes musicals and is horrified at the thought he might have hurt his little cockroach pal.  Once EVE comes to Earth, we learn even more about him.  Watching him loyally and tirelessly try to reawaken or recharge EVE is both hilarious and heartbreaking.  WALL-E is just so full of joie de vivre (the joy of living).  It's endearing and contagious.

In literary terms, WALL-E is what's known as a catalyst hero: he doesn't change much himself during the story, but everyone he comes in contact with is changed.  Seriously, everyone he bumps into -- whether it be Mary who then discovers the Axiom has a pool, or the data entry robot who learns to wave, or the malfunctioning robots who learn they can still have purpose, or M-O who decides following his passion for cleaning is better than mindlessly following orders -- they are all changed by their encounters with WALL-E.  Even AUTO is changed, because once WALL-E and the plant are discovered, AUTO must choose between human orders and his directive.

Of course the changes WALL-E initiates are mostly unintentional.  He doesn't set out to change the fate of humanity.  His is the power of a good example, a light unafraid to shine.  He lives his life, pursues his dreams, and follows his heart.  And in the process, he opens the eyes of EVE, the Captain, John, and Mary to what life and living are all about.

The ship is called the Axiom, which is very fitting.  The word "axiom" means something that is taken for granted or something seen as unquestionable.  Over centuries of aimless, effortless existence, the humans take their very lives for granted.  But finally, after years of never questioning, suddenly the Captain can't ask enough questions ("Computer, define 'dancing'").  More than just WALL-E's dirt rubbed off on the Captain.

I love a good character arc.  There is something about watching a character grow and become something greater, something more than they originally thought possible.  All the humans go through a very dramatic character arc, going from a nearly infantile state to literally standing on their own two feet.  But the transformation that drives the heart and soul of the movie is EVE's.  Because when all is said and done, WALL-E is a love story ... with robots.

When we first meet EVE, she is intently focused on her directive.  But we also learn, once the shuttle leaves, that she has a yearning for freedom ... or at least enjoys flying very, very fast.  Where WALL-E is fully "humanized," at this point EVE is only partially so.  She remains focused on the task at hand, no matter how hard WALL-E tries to divert her attention.  She behaves very robotically.  But as each scan comes back negative, her more human-like qualities begin to surface as she gets increasingly frustrated (resulting in a terrific plasma-blast induced bonfire).  At last, she allows herself to meet WALL-E, from which point there is no going back.

Unlike some of the other changes or transformations in the story, EVE's is much more slow.  It takes time for her to see with new LED eyes.  She catches the spark of WALL-E's joie de vivre, but her directive still remains primary.  So much so, that EVE sees WALL-E as just a nuisance when the plant goes missing and she is viewed as defective.  She blames him and tries to send him away.  It isn't until, for a moment, she believes WALL-E has been killed in the exploding escape pod, that she starts to realize her priorities are messed up.  But while she is relieved to discover WALL-E is alive, she is also relieved to discover he has the plant and she can still fulfill her directive and prove she isn't defective.

You could say EVE is a workaholic.  At that point in the story she finally allows herself to care about something other than her directive, and takes time to share a moment -- a real moment -- with WALL-E.  Yet even then, her directive is of great importance to her.  Certainly her directive, her job, isn't bad.  It's very good.  But her focus and priorities still aren't quite in place.  It isn't until she truly sees how much WALL-E cares, until he almost is killed, that EVE realizes what really matters.  WALL-E matters.  Love matters.

And then WALL-E rather unintentionally teaches EVE one more lesson.  EVE tosses the plant (and thus her directive) aside so she can hold WALL-E's hand.  He pushes her aside and retrieves the plant.  Her directive does matter.  It matters a lot.  But now she needs to fulfill her directive for the right reasons.  It's not about her being successful or proving she's not defective.  It's about saving the robot she loves, going home, and tangentially saving humanity as a bonus.

Perhaps that understanding is what kept WALL-E alive for so long, when all the other robots shut down.  WALL-E wasn't cleaning Earth just because it was his directive.  He cleaned Earth because he loves Earth, or at least all the fascinating trinkets and memorabilia he finds.  It is fitting then that EVE's love and new-found understanding should ultimately save WALL-E from not only the scrap heap, but from reverting to his own mindless directive.

As if the characters and story weren't enough, WALL-E is simply a beautiful film.  From the brilliant sound work, to the perfectly suited score, to the amazing visuals, it is a cinematic masterpiece.  The filmmakers at Pixar did so much to make the film look spectacular, especially in terms of the lighting.  The film absolutely earned its Academy Award for Best Animated Feature as well as its nominations in five other categories.  And it has absolutely earned its place in my heart.

I could easily write more about WALL-E, going scene by scene through all the little details and moments that I love.  But I'll resist.  I feel I've done justice to my tied-for-favorite movie.  Now I'm tempted to go watch it again ...

Quotable Quotes

• "Ta-da!" -- WALL-E
• "Foreign contaminant." -- M-O
• "Computer, define 'dancing.'" -- The Captain
• "I don't want to survive.  I want to live!" -- The Captain

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How to Train Your Dragon 2

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: Dean DeBlois

Starring: Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Gerard Butler, Cate Blanchett, and Craig Ferguson

Tagline: N/A
Synopsis:  Five years after bringing dragons and the vikings of Berk together, Hiccup and Toothless are still inseparable friends pushing the boundaries of their world.  But as they discover new lands and new dragons, they also discover new dangers and new threats.

Review

I loved the first How to Train Your Dragon.  It may very well be my favorite DreamWorks Animation film.  So I've been quite excited for the sequel.  And while I don't feel like the sequel exceeded the original, it did not disappoint.

There were three things that made the first movie stand out so well: 1) visuals, namely the incredible flying sequences; 2) humor, thanks to Hiccup and Toothless; and 3) heart, especially the bond between Hiccup and Toothless.  All of those elements are still present in the sequel, though perhaps not in quite the same degree.

First the visuals.  The animation is once again astounding.  And watching Hiccup and Toothless soar through the clouds, over the ocean, and across new lands is just as breathtaking as it was the first time around.  We aren't treated to a huge array of new lands, but the few we do see are a beautiful contrast to the world of the first film.

There is still a good deal of humor this time out.  Toothless is still the most endearing character and he gets some nice moments to be goofy and playful.  There's also a lot of background humor in this one.  For instance, Hiccup and Astrid will be talking in the foreground, but Toothless and Astrid's dragon are wrestling and tug of warring in the background.  It's subtle.  I don't recall missing out on conversation because of what was going on behind.  But it was a fun way to add a layer of richness to this world: the dragons aren't going to sit around and be boring just because humans are talking to each other.  Oh, and the other vikings bring the same humor they brought last time around.

The film, overall, is a bit darker than its predecessor.  It's a little more mature in the elements it deals with.  This time around we have loss and regret and forgiveness to deal with.  It works really well.  The story has grown up a bit just as the characters have grown up.  It did feel like Hiccup lost a bit of his charm though.  He was still unsure of himself, but seemed to have lost the dry wit that helped make him so likable in the first film.

Lastly, this film had heart.  Once again we have Hiccup dealing with his various relationships: with Toothless, with Astrid, with his father, and now with his mother. (It was in the trailer; they spoiled it, not me.)  Hiccup and Toothless still make a terrific duo, even when their friendship is put to the test.  Aside from them, I think my favorite interactions were between Stoick and Valka, as they come together again and reconnect.  In some sense, I suppose it was a slow section in terms of the main plot, but it was such an important sequence for the characters and the heart of the story.  I hope the third film (this is planned as a trilogy) somehow manages to play off the importance of that sequence.

If the movie had a weakness, it might be the villain.  He had the beginnings of an epic, menacing villain.  But somehow he just never attained the level of awesomeness he should have.  For a ruthless man amassing an army of men and dragons, his motivations and overall plan weren't entirely clear.  In the end, he was kinda meh.  What can I say, Disney still has the best villains.

One other nitpick.  For a movie that is interested in expanding the world of the vikings and dragons, they really didn't expand a whole lot in terms of civilization.  The characters find a huge new colony of dragons.  And we are introduced to the villain and his armies.  Other than that, we don't really know of any other peoples.  Besides tiny Berk, what all is Drago planning on conquering?  We sure haven't seen anything else to conquer.

Overall, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is a worthy sequel.  It retains enough of the charm of the original while expanding the world and characters in fresh, new ways.  The animation is top notch.  The music is lively and fun.  Toothless is as endearing as ever.  I look forward to adding this one to my movie collection and eagerly await the end of the trilogy.

***Spoiler Section***
Okay.  There were a few times when I kind of wanted to knock a bit of cynical sense into Hiccup.  I get that he's young and idealistic.  But after a while, his dogged insistence that he could reason with Drago started seeming ridiculously naive.  After Stoick related what kind of man Drago was, "a man who kills without reason," it seemed pretty clear that peaceful reasoning was not going to work.  And trusting such a villain to listen ... well, that worked out about as well as you'd expect.

At some point I read that this was going to be kind of like The Empire Strikes Back of the trilogy.  By which I mean it would be more expansive and with more at stake.  That was certainly the case with this one.  At one point though, I thought they were going to really go that route and leave us hanging in the story.  After Stoick is killed and Drago rides off on Toothless, everything seems bleak for our heroes and Berk.  But Hiccup refuses to be defeated and vows to protect his home: humans and dragons alike.  For a moment, I really thought the film might just end there.  It would have been a gutsy move for an animated film.  It also might have allowed the film to be that much more epic.

Don't get me wrong.  The ending was good and wrapped up nicely.  But the retaking of Berk and the freeing of Toothless could have been a story on its own.  It would have allowed us to better understand Drago (and thus up him on the epic villain scale).  Oh well.  Like I said, the ending works.  And I'm not entirely sure just what became of Drago.  So maybe he will be back for the third film.

Quotable Quotes

• "This is Berk.  Life here is amazing.  Dragons used to be a bit of a problem.  But now they've all moved in." -- Hiccup
• "A man who kills without reason cannot be reasoned with." -- Stoick
• "You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon." -- Valka

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Edge of Tomorrow

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: Doug Liman

Starring: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton, and Brendan Gleeson

Tagline: Live. Die. Repeat.
Synopsis: During a war with an invading alien race, an officer finds himself trapped in a time loop, reliving the same two days over and over and over.

Review

I don't remember when I first saw the trailer for Edge of Tomorrow.  I do remember being moderately intrigued by what appeared to be Groundhog Day meets an alien invasion war movie.  So I let it stay on my radar, waiting to see what sort of reviews it would get.  I started getting a little excited when I saw it was getting good reviews.  And the more the good reviews piled up, the more excited I became to see it.  It currently is at 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Go see this movie.

Why?  Because it's terrific.  Is it the best movie ever?  No.  But it is smart, clever, well-made, well-acted, humorous, and a whole lot of fun.  And in a world of sequels, remakes, and reboots, Edge of Tomorrow is refreshingly original (though I should point out it is based on a Japanese novella).

My only qualm with the movie is the language.  I don't remember Cage or Rita (Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt, i.e., the main characters) swearing much.  But the other soldiers around them swear quite a bit when they are on screen.  Oh, and the bum shot.  Could've done without that too.

With my qualms out there, let's get into why this film is so much fun.

For starters, the movie is simply funny.  There were lots of humorous moments in the film, mostly revolving around the fact that Cage is killed over and over and over again and he (unsurprisingly) gets a bit tired of it from time to time.  There was one point when the entire audience -- myself included -- laughed out loud at a particularly unexpected death (and the subsequent look of complete befuddlement on another character's face).

It seems pointless to avoid comparison with Groundhog Day.  The 1993 movie may very well have inspired the novella's time loop idea.  It doesn't seem coincidental that the female protagonist is named Rita in both.  Both movies use and play off the time loop concept well.  Even though we are in some sense watching the same scenes being played out repeatedly, they stay fresh.  Why?  Because we get to watch Cage change and adapt.  We seem him confused, then hopeless, then accepting, then frustrated and impatient, then completely in control.  And Cruise does a great job selling it, especially when you realize he has started to truly care about Rita and is finding it increasingly difficult to watch her die day after day.

For a movie based on the premise that the main character gets killed again and again, Edge of Tomorrow was surprisingly (and refreshingly) restrained in terms of violence.  Aside from the killing of the aliens, the violence is kept primarily off screen and implied.  I was truly surprised how conscientiously restrained it was.  That's not what I would ever expect from an alien invasion war movie.  For instance, there's a scene where Rita is wounded and Cage must inspect and then treat her wound.  All we see is Cage's concerned reaction.  No gratuitous blood or gore.  Thank you.

In a way, the experience for Cage is probably what it would be like to live out a video game.  He gets as far as he can, then dies, resets, and tries again to "complete the level" as it were.  Each time he makes it a little farther.  It's the ultimate practice of trial and error.  And it's enjoyable to watch the payoff as Cage starts to move along with choreographed precision, with Rita in tow just trying to keep up.  The setup also allows for a nice character arc for Cage.  It isn't quite as dramatic as Phil's in Groundhog Day.  But it is a good arc nonetheless, because Cage starts out as anything but heroic or selfless.  By the end, he's willing to do what needs to be done, and not just for himself.

Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow.  It's clever and fun and just what a summer blockbuster ought to be.  So beat the heat for a while in a nice air conditioned theater and go see it.  Show Hollywood that quality trumps mindless plots, endless rehashes, hollow characters, senseless violence, and gratuitous anything.

***Spoiler Section***

If you look at the message boards of IMDB or Rotten Tomatoes (something I almost never do I might add), you'll find a fair amount of discussion regarding how the movie ends.  Basically there are those who don't like it and think it is a Hollywood happy ending cop-out.  There are those who dismiss the reality of it and ascribe it to being a dream or an afterlife.  And there are those who have worked immensely hard to work out all the internal logic for it to make sense (which is quite impressive actually).

As for me, I loved the ending just as it was.  Yes, I'm a sucker for a good happy ending.  But I've learned that whenever you have a film (or book) that deals with any sort of time travel, at some point you just have to suspend your disbelief and accept whatever narrative unfolds (within reason).  Trying to hash out the logic will primarily make your head hurt and possibly dampen your enjoyment of the film.  Still, I hope the film doesn't completely abandon its own internal logic (I'm looking at you Frequency).  When I left the theater, I felt satisfied with the ending, whether it made complete sense or not.  I guess it was the ending I wanted.  And having just read (okay, skimmed [it was really, really detailed]) a few people's logical breakdowns, I'm still satisfied the ending does work.

And can I just add that I love how the film actually closes.  It's understated and brilliant.  A similar ending that comes to mind is from Monsters Inc.  Even though Rita at this point in a new timeline has no idea who Cage is, he knows her.  He knows everything they've been through together.  He cares for her.  But instead of some confused, overly sentimental scene, all we see is Cage's face as he sees her.  He's so relieved and happy to see her alive that he doesn't even know what to say.  He just smiles.  Cut to black.  Perfect.

Quotable Quotes

• "Come find me when you wake up!" -- Rita
• "Who gave you permission to talk to me?"  "You did ... tomorrow." -- Rita and Cage
• "What do we do now?"  "I don't know; we've never made it this far before." -- Rita and Cage
• "What do you want?" -- Rita

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: Marc Webb

Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, and Dane DeHaan

Tagline: His Greatest Battle Begins
Synopsis:  Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, faces old friends and new enemies, all while reconciling his past with what he wants for his future.

Review

Of all the adjectives I could use to describe The Amazing Spider-Man 2, "amazing" isn't one of them.  Words like "contrived," "convoluted," "overblown," "overlong," or "mess" come to mind instead.  Oh sure, it does have its good points.  I'm not quite sorry I saw it.  But I'm certainly not feeling excited for the inevitable third installment.

Let's start with what went wrong, then we can end with what was right.

The whole thing is just way too long.  At 142 minutes, it is the longest of all the Spider-Man films to date.  And you can feel it.  There were moments when I just wanted things to move along and be done.  Part of the problem was how incredibly predictable the whole thing was.  I knew how it was going to end long before we got there: long, long before.  So the film just seemed to drag.

But at the same time, too much was crammed into the story.  It could be argued that The Amazing Spider-Man 2 suffers from the same problem as Spider-Man 3: too many villains.  For most of the film, the way they used the three villains (Electro, Green Goblin, and Rhino) worked reasonably well.  The problem was they tried to resolve two of the three villains' story lines, which meant two climaxes.  Like I said, that's when it starts to feel really long.

Maybe the filmmakers realized the story was getting overlong and they needed to keep people's attention.  Why else would they so haphazardly throw in the oldest action movie trope of them all: the ticking time bomb.  No, it isn't an actual time bomb.  But there is an actual ticking clock and a worried group of people counting down.  It has absolutely nothing to do with Spider-Man or Electro.  Electro only inadvertently set up the situation (kinda weak), and Spider-Man (and Gwen) unknowingly prevent the calamity (again, kinda weak).  I'm not saying the "ticking time bomb" is a bad thing.  It's used in countless action movies because it works.  But this was not how to do it.

There was also the entire subplot with Peter's parents.  They did a whole lot of buildup in the first film about the mysterious disappearance of Richard and Mary Parker and how Richard was somehow highly involved with equally mysterious goings on at Oscorp.  Well, we get more mystery in this film too.  And we get lots of Peter trying to figure out what happened and why they left him with Aunt May and Uncle Ben.  And yes, we also finally find out just what happened.  But none of it really serves much purpose in the story.  It doesn't particularly forward the plot.  Nor does it really have any impact on Peter's character arc (actually, I'm not entirely sure Peter had a character arc in this film, which is a major problem in and of itself).  It's all just sort of tangential filler to explain why the mutant spiders affected Peter one way but would affect anyone else differently.  There had to be a more efficient way to do that.  After all that setup from the first film, there just wasn't much payoff.

Okay, back to the villains.  Does Spider-Man just not have good villains (I'm a Batman fan personally, and he has a terrific rogues gallery)?  So far the major villains in the new Spider-Man movies have basically been science experiments gone wrong.  Granted, that is how Peter Parker became Spider-Man, so maybe it is poetic justice?  Don't get me wrong, Electro was pretty cool.  Max Dillon comes across as a pretty unstable, albeit intelligent, fellow so his setup to become a super villain works (were those his thoughts we heard being rapped in the background when he first battled Spider-Man?).  But Green Goblin's setup kinda felt like the same story.  Both are the products of science experiments gone wrong.  Both feel irrationally slighted by Spider-Man.  It works once.  I'm not sure it works twice.

And that brings me to a villainous side character: Dr. Ashley Kafka.  If ever a character was a cliche, it was him.  Mad scientist with a thick German accent: check.  Listens to classical music: check.  Crazy hair and thick glasses: check.  White lab coat: check.  Gleefully torments characters (in this case Electro) in the name of science all while wearing a simpering smirk: check.  Seriously?  I groaned every second he was onscreen.

I hated the character so much I had to come home and search Wikipedia to see if he was an actual comic book character.  There is a Dr. Ashley Kafka in the comics.  For starters, that Dr. Kafka is female.  She's not German (she's from New York).  She's not a mad scientist (she's a psychologist).  And she's a good character who tried to help the criminally insane and was a sometimes ally of Spider-Man.  So basically the film just stole her name and gave it to the most garish cliche I've seen in recent cinema.

My last gripe (until the spoiler section) is perhaps the most unexpected.  At least it surprised me.  I did not like the musical score.  Normally I either love the score (and rush out to buy the main themes on iTunes) or I don't really notice it at all because it simply works.  This score I noticed.  And I was not impressed.  Which is even more mind-blowing to me because it was by Hans Zimmer, the genius behind the fantastic music to more movies than I have space to list.  I'm not even sure what the problem was.  It just seemed like the music was a bit ... corny.  It didn't seem to suit the film or its tone at all.

So, what actually went right?  Well, the casting was quite good.  I really like Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.  He brings just the right balance of intelligent and goofy.  Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy is also fantastic.  And the two of them have terrific chemistry.  At no point do you think, now why is she with him?  Their relationship just works, even when it isn't really working so well in the story.  It's all believable.  Jamie Foxx and Dane DeHaan both do a terrific job at selling their characters' falls from decent to villainous.  Paul Giamatti is pretty over the top.  But then that's what's required for a character called "The Rhino" who goes around in a big mechanized rhino suit.

The other good point of the film was its humor.  Spider-Man is a fun character who likes to crack jokes.  He is a teenager after all.  There were a lot of fun moments and great lines from him and from Gwen.

Oh, and the special effects were really good.  Electro is quite impressive.

As you can see, I found a lot more to criticize than to love about The Amazing Spider-Man 2.  If you are a die hard Spidey fan ... sure, go see it.  If you're bored and want to see a good superhero movie ... go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier and wait for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 to be available through Netflix.

One more thing.  How does Andrew Garfield fit all that hair under Spider-Man's mask?

***Spoiler Section***

Okay.  I get why Harry Osborne is initially angry with Spider-Man.  He's dying and he has reason to believe that Spider-Man's blood could heal him.  He's emotionally vulnerable and desperate, so I can see why his judgment is clouded after Spider-Man refuses to help.  But then he actually gets the spider venom ... and pretty much what Spider-Man feared happened: the venom transformed Harry, and not in a cool Spider-Man way.  At that point, Spider-Man is pretty much validated in his refusal.  From that point, Harry basically just seems to be using Spider-Man as a scapegoat for all his woes.  Yes, he's kinda gone off the deep end.  But considering what he goes on to do, that's pretty weak motivation.  The Harry Osborne in the Sam Raimi trilogy had much better motivation for hating Spider-Man.

And what does Harry go on to do?  Well, anyone who knows anything about Spider-Man knows that his main love interest ends up being Mary Jane Watson.  And they also know that Gwen Stacy dies.  So Gwen was basically doomed from the start of the previous film.  And from the moment she starts giving her graduation speech at the beginning of the movie, you know she isn't going to live to see the credits.

Symbolism is terrific.  I love a good, well-thought-out motif.  But having Gwen die in a clock seems a bit heavy handed (pardon the pun).  We get it; her time's up.  It wasn't simply that it was in a clock, it was how they staged the whole scene.  It all felt too contrived, almost manipulative.

The Peter Parker / Gwen Stacy relationship has been hands down the highlight of these movies.  This doesn't exactly bode well for the third installment.

Quotable Quotes

• "We're hiding in a maintenance closet.  That's the most cliche hiding place ever." -- Peter to Gwen
• "He [Max Dillon/Electro] loves Spider-Man."  "That's not the vibe I was getting.  I was getting the wants-to-kill-me vibe."  "That's kinda what it's like to love you."  Gwen and Peter
• "I'll be like a god to them."  "A god named 'Sparkles'?" -- Electro and Spider-Man
• "On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air." -- Spider-Man to Rhino

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: Anthony Russo and Joe Russo

Starring: Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, and Robert Redford

Tagline: In Heroes We Trust
Synopsis: While still trying to adjust to his new life in modern times, Captain America is thrust into a new adventure where nothing and no one is quite as they seem.

Review

Ah, Marvel.  You've done it again.  Captain America: The Winter Soldier is a terrific movie.  It has loads of action, terrific characters, fair doses of both heart and humor, and an intriguing plot.  And it has good old Captain America.

I love Tony Stark / Iron Man.  He's brilliant and clever.  Plus everything that comes out of his mouth is snarky and quotable.  Thor has an epic grandeur about him.  He's literally otherworldly and brings a pseudo-Shakespearean gravitas wherever he and his mighty hammer go.  Hulk smashes.  And then there's Captain America, aka Steve Rogers.  He's a decent, average guy who just so happens to end up superhuman.  He's the most down to earth and relatable of the Avengers.  Which is part of what makes him the most heroic.  Saving the world isn't his hobby.  It's the right thing to do.  And Steve Rogers does what's right, no matter what.

That what I love about Captain America.  He is genuinely good.  Right is right.  Wrong is wrong.  You trust your friends and stick by them until the end of the line.  There's something very refreshing about that, especially as distrust, dishonesty, cynicism, betrayal, and hidden agendas swirl around the Captain.  And in true heroic fashion, rather than letting the world bring him down to its level, Captain America rallies those around him to rise to his level.

Captain America is surrounded by a great bunch in this film.  He and Black Widow make an odd duo.  He's an idealist.  She's a realist.  He has a high moral code.  She does what needs to be done.  He's all about trust and truth.  She ... well, isn't.  Seriously, she's been in three movies now and I'm not sure we really know anything about her.  Nick Fury is also quite the foil for Captain America, and the story plays off those differences well.  And then there's Sam Wilson, aka the Falcon.  He's a newcomer.  And a welcome one at that.  While Sam is a slightly jaded veteran, he has not become cynical.  It's apparent from the start that he admires Captain America and is ready to follow his lead.  He has quite a lot to do in terms of the action and plot, but what struck me is that he is proof that Captain America's "old-fashioned values" are alive and well and applicable today.

Two other characters I was quite excited to see the return of were Peggy Carter and Maria Hill.

Agent Peggy Carter is, of course, the love interest of Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger.  And she was one of my favorite parts of that movie.  She also stars in the Marvel One Shot: "Agent Carter."  By the time of The Winter Soldier she's in her mid-nineties.  I don't remember that her one scene does much to forward the actual plot.  But it is a wonderful, much-needed quiet moment that shows just who Steve is as he goes to visit her in the hospital.

As I was thinking about it, Maria Hill is sort of the modern version of Peggy Carter.  In their own times they are both high ranking women.  They are both very intelligent, skilled, and perfectly capable of taking care of themselves.  But neither is as rough, tough, or flashy as say Black Widow.  Maria Hill doesn't have a whole lot to do in The Winter Soldier, and yet what she does is essential to furthering the plot and aiding Captain America and the others.

There's also the Winter Soldier himself.  But I can't say much about him without spoiling things.  Suffice it to say he is an intriguing antagonist and it is fascinating to watch him fight toe to toe with Captain America.  He also has a fitting post-credits scene.

As I said above, the movie has a well-done plot.  It really is as much an espionage thriller as it is a superhero movie.  While it isn't as witty as other movies in the Marvel universe, it has its humorous moments.  And it's just satisfying to cheer for Captain America.

I do have one nit-pick about the movie.  It is a fairly standard Hollywood trope that bad guys with guns can't hit the broad side of a barn let alone the hero.  Still, the movie is full of highly trained soldiers, many of whom have all sorts of automatic weapons.  They seem generally intelligent.  And yet not one single bad guy can figure out that shooting at Captain America's vibranium shield simply doesn't work.  Not at all people.  And the shield is only so big.  But do any of the baddies think to shoot at the Captain's unprotected lower legs?  Nope.  Futilely shooting the shield over and over and over again is so much cooler.

Aside from that minor gripe, I have nothing but praise for Captain America: The Winter Soldier.  If you enjoy Marvel movies, you'll have a great time.  If you don't, give it a try.  You might like this one.

*** Spoiler Section ***

I hope we get to see more of the Winter Soldier in Captain America 3.  I look forward to seeing how Bucky comes back from years of brainwashing.  I'm glad they didn't do too much with that in this film, it would have felt rushed and thus less meaningful.

Lastly, did anyone really think they'd actually kill Nick Fury?  They couldn't even bring themselves to really kill off Agent Coulson.

Quotable Quotes

• "Secure the engine room, then get me a date."  "I'm multi-tasking." -- Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff
• "Then what's not broken?!" "Air conditioning is fully operational." -- Nick Fury and his car
• "On your left." -- Steve Rogers
• "I do what he does -- just slower." -- Sam Wilson

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Rio 2

Credible Credits

Year: 2014

Director: Carlos Saldanha

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway, Jemaine Clement, and Kristin Chenoweth

Tagline: It's on in the Amazon!
Synopsis: When more blue macaws are discovered deep within the jungle, Blu, Jewel, their kids, and their friends embark on an adventure to the Amazon.

Review

Remember how before reviewing Mr. Peabody and Sherman I talked about the insipid short that preceded it?  Well, believe it or not, the exact same short preceded Rio 2.  Seriously?  That's just lazy.  C'mon Blue Sky Studios.  Why is your film being preceded by a Dreamworks short anyway?  Also preceding the movie was the first five minutes from How to Train Your Dragon 2.  While that was far more entertaining and interesting, it's also kind of a shameless marketing plug.  (I am very excited for that movie, though, and still have high expectations for it.)

Speaking of expectations, I went into Rio 2 with fairly low expectations.  The first movie was fun and worth at least one viewing.  It had some catchy samba-inspired songs and flamboyantly feathery choreography.  The plot was decent and the characters were likable enough.  It had some clever moments but was ultimately rather forgettable.

And I basically just reviewed both movies right there.

All the main characters from the first movie return.  Blu spends most of the movie trying to learn how to fit in and what he's good for (which is pretty much how he spent the first movie).  Jewel doesn't have a whole lot to do this time around aside from urging Blu (and thus the plot) along.  All the other characters are along for the ride and add their own various antics.  New characters include the villainous Nigel's henchmen: a lovesick poisonous tree frog and a silent, ever-hungry anteater.  Blu's GPS was also a fun "character," if you can call it that.  And of course there are new blue macaws, primarily Jewel's father and her childhood friend.  Both fill their roles ... well, exactly as you'd imagine from having watched the trailer.

The plot was simply nothing new.  It was safe, cozy, and predictable (all things Blu would probably approve of).  It had a musical revue and a bird version of a soccer game.  There was the requisite "save the rainforest" plot.  One of the problems was it had both a human plot -- with Linda and Tulio, Blu and Jewel's caretakers -- and a bird plot -- with, you know, the birds.  When the two plots did finally come together, it was a little too quick and too tidily patched up.  Like I said, it was all a little too safe.  None of the characters really risked much.  The stakes were never high enough to be emotionally satisfying.

That said, I really was pleasantly surprised.  Rio 2 was more fun than I was expecting.  While the music won't be sung by children and adults everywhere for the next half year, it was still toe-tapping.  The version of "I Will Survive" was a highlight of the film even.  And it was hard not to smile at Kristin Chenoweth (the original Galinda from Wicked) as she crooned about her poisonous love for the Shakespeare-inspired cockatoo, Nigel.  The flying choreography during the musical numbers was also just as fun, feathery, and flamboyant as in the first film.  It may not break any new ground in animation, but it's still nice eye candy.

My favorite part of the movie was the journey itself from Rio de Janeiro to the Amazon.  I'm not sure how long movies have been traveling by map.  I believe it was popularized by the (awesome!) Indiana Jones films.  And it has been put to humorous effect in various Muppet movies.  But Rio 2 is the first film (to my knowledge) to do travel by pop-up book.  And the result is charming, colorful, and smile-inducing.  If I watch the movie again, it will be for that segment ... and the crazed cockatoo's "I Will Survive."

Is Rio 2 a brilliant film that will go down in animation history?  No.  Is it worth an hour and a half of your time via Redbox or Netflix?  Sure.  Where else are you going to watch birds play soccer or a cockatoo recite Hamlet?

Quotable Quotes

• "We attack at midnight ... because it's more evil." -- Nigel
• "Put the spork down." -- Rafael
• "He called me a pet!" -- Blu
• "Are you sure you trust this woman?" -- Jewel to Blu regarding the female GPS voice

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